by
avrilo
@ 2006-10-02 - 00:03:12
PART THREE
Parts 1 and 2 saw our intrepid detectives, Tyalskye and Pacy going to visit a blogger who had not been blogging for a while. She had a reputation for talking about her life every day and it raised concerns for her fellow bloggers, so they hired the detectives to find out why the absence. Secretary to the detectives, Helen McGraeme and Gina Summer (blogger friend) and Esther Barbie (another blogger friend)drove to Wales to the address of the missing blogger to find out what had happened to the detectives who had set out 2 days previously and had sent no word since.
Now read on......
"Anyone want a top-up of Bailey's in their hot chocolate?" Mrs E-M.B. (ex-missing blogger) asked with a large bottle of Baileys Cream in her hand.
"Ooo yes please love. That walnut and advocaat flavoured icecream was delicious. I must get some." Macy answered her, holding out her mug for a top up.
"Well, I thought that Chorizo in Tomato Sauce with Pasta that we had for dinner was fantastic," said Gina, "I must remember that when I get home."
"Well, I enjoyed my vegetarian option," said Esther, "although I do fancy a bit of pork."
A bout of fruity laughs filled the room.
Celeste rummaged around in the nearly empty yellow and black bag of licorice sweets and said, "I'm definitely going to try some monkfish when I get back."
"I think I'll get back into having salad again, that dressing with balsamic vinegar made it so nice," said Macy. "I could do with losing a couple of pounds, especially from my hips, what do you think?"
"I think your hips help you look glamorous, that hour glass figure suits you." Mrs E-M.B. said this to Macy in all earnestness. Macy could accept it, she started to think of herself in a Marilyn Monroe style.
All 6 women were relaxing in front of a Rayburn. Helen was massaging Gina's shoulders, and Mrs E-M.B. was rubbing Esther's feet with aromatherapy oil. It painted a cosy scene. No stress levels palpable, the atmosphere was one of peace and contentment.
The reason, it transpired, for Celeste and Macy not returning was that Celeste's car wouldn't start and the local garage had to wait for the part till Tuesday. "Not that we minded staying here," said Macy, "that bloke of the missus is a bit of alright. The food's been great as well."
"It's been a pleasure to have you." Said the ex-missing blogger. We've had a laugh haven't we?"
There was a general agreement on that point.
"I'm nearly out of licorice sweets," said Celeste, "so, I'm afraid we really shall have to go back soon."
There was a general chorus of "oh no! Not yet!"
"Well, said the ex-missing blogger you could all stay the night and drive back in the day tomorrow. There is room for all of you. There's the spare room with sofa bed for 2, the sofa in the front room, a mattress on the floor for 2 should do it. It will be a squash, but it would be better that kipping in the lean to. I wouldn't put a dog in there. Well, I would, and I did, and she didn't much like it.
I'll make some more hot chocolate and let you all decide what you want to do." She went into the kitchen and stuck the kettle on.
Mr E-M.B. was in his shed.
It was decided to leave in the morning. They were all far too relaxed to bother driving all that way in the night. Celeste reached for her last licorice sweet and sighed, "Yup, we'd better make an early start."
"One thing, Mrs E-M.B.," said Celeste, "why had you stopped blogging for all that time?"
"Oh that! Well, I found that what with work, having the girls, reading and watching t.v., I just sort of, well, forgot about it for a bit. Now I realise that I really do enjoy it, and the contact with my blog friends, I will try and blog regular from now on. I may even write the odd story or two." Mrs E-M.B. gave such a disarming smile, that she was instantly forgiven for causing the search party to come.
"Well," said Gina, "I've had a laugh, good grub and company, so I'm glad you did go missing!"
"I've discovered I can resist pork," said Esther, "I thought I had cravings for meat, but with such tasty veggie options here, I'm sorted again."
"I'm just glad everyone's happy." Said Helen.
"Come on Helen, you've had a good time too," said Celeste, smiling.
"Yes, that's true, the closeness to nature and the rural sounds have made me feel more peaceful that I have done for a while."
"Yeh, right," said Macy, "I saw you eyeing up Mr E-M.B's pert bum!"
Everyone laughed at Helen's protestations of innocence in a bit of ogling. In fact they had all enjoyed his quiet but witty presence, although he did stay out of the way most of the time.
It was Celeste and Macy's third night at the wooden house and Helen, Gina and Esther were to spend their first night there. After a look outside at the full moon, the smokers puffing on their ciggies, it was time for bed. The mattress was laid, the duvets unfolded, the bathroom eventually empty. It became quiet, except for the sound of 6 pairs of lungs breathing steadily.
All was quiet in the wooden bungalow, surrounded by trees. Another little adventure had run its course, it was time to get back to blogland.