by
avrilo
@ 2007-07-14 - 19:21:24
I can't remember ever seeing Macy show that she was bothered about something, she is surely the Queen of Cool. Even while in labour with Pacy Junior she was in control.
Earlier she had asked me to bring her the latest issue of 'Hello' magazine, there was an article she had wanted to read.
"Surely you won't have time after having a baby?" I said in a surprised high tone.
"I can read while I'm breastfeeding, I won't have to watch what I'm doing so I might as well read a mag." Macy said in between contractions.
After 8 hours of drug fuelled breathing I heard a cry.
It was from the midwife.
"I've never seen that before!" She remarked incredulously.
"What?" I said impatiently whilst gripping Macy's hand.
"A baby come out reading 'Hello' magazine!"
"Ah! That's where it got to, I couldn't find it! The baby's probably crying because of those pictures of Jordan and Peter" said Macy.
There was a baby crying, and I awoke from my dream to reality. A crying baby being lifted out of a cot by Macy, who didn't seem to have realised that she should look worn out, not happy in a drug induced bliss.
I had dreamed that Junior had been born reading 'Hello' magazine. Thank god it was just a dream!
Macy put Junior to the breast and it all went quiet, except for the page turning of a magazine.
Macy had discovered she was pregnant and appeared to be delighted at the thought of becoming a mother.
"It can come along on surveillance' she said blithely. A good cover."
The pregnancy had gone well and when the midwife shouted 'it's a girl!,
we both snarled at her because Macy wanted to see the sex for herself first. However, there she was, a gnarled baby with a curious stare which seemed to bore into and through everything. She wasn't cute, she wasn't beautiful, but she was definitely There.
Macy was not one for babytalk, and conversed with Junior as if she was an adult.
"and no biting on the nipple when you get teeth!" she admonished.
"Have you got a name?" I asked Macy, she hadn't mentioned one yet.
"I was thinking of Lacy," she said looking kindly on her infant.
"Lacy? That's a made up name, any reason why?" I said, all agog.
"I like the sound of it," and that was that. Lacy Pacy. It did have a sort of ring to it.
"Any work come in while I've been hanging around in here?" Macy said this waving an arm to encompass the hospital.
"Surely you won't want to be working already?" I thought she should at least get home first.
"Go on, I prefer to be thinking about working out problems," she said as if she hadn't just given birth.
I told her about our most recent client, a Madam Batski, who had rung into the office yesterday and left a message after we had left or the hospital. When I rang her back she explained that someone had stolen her crystal ball. She took off the silk cloth to uncover it for her last client of the day only to discover that someone had stolen it and left a cabbage. A Savoy cabbage.
"Can you let us know all your visitors since you last saw the ball," I asked her. She had emailed me a list of names, occupations and times of visit.
"I didn't uncover the ball for every reading, most wanted a Tarot reading, in fact, I hadn't used the ball at all that day," she said when I rang her back to question her.
"All those clients were new, except for Mr Blane, it was his second visit. Bit of a shame really.."
"What do you mean?" I said, puzzled.
"Well, his last reading showed that his business was going badly, and that he should change direction."
"What was his business?" I asked.
"A greengrocer," she replied.
I relayed all this to Macy as she put down her magazine and continued to suckle Lacy.
She then went very quiet and stared into space for a while. I kept quiet, I knew that look. She was thinking.
We left the hospital that afternoon, Macy didn't want 'coddling' as she saw it, from the hospital staff.
It was a proud moment when Lacy got strapped into her very own car seat. This meant we would have to stick to the speed limit with such a precious passenger.
At home Macy looked at the email list of clients, rang some contacts and then rang Madam Batski to ask some questions.
"The client that came after Mr Blane, he is a jeweller?" Asked Macy, jiggling Lacy on her hip.
"Yes," said Madam.
"Did you make him a cup of tea," Macy asked. She was striding around the room now, phone tucked under chin, Lacy now on the breast.
"Ok, we will ring you back with the name of the thief shortly," she said as she disconnected the phonecall.
"It's Mr Blane, isn't it?" I asked, it seemed more and more obvious to me. He was a greengrocer, a cabbage was left. Ergo, he did it.
"No, and yes to your question. I'm afraid there are 2 people involved in this crime," she said, winding Lacy to be rewarded with an enormous burp.
"Thank you, I appreciate that." Macy said.
"What do you mean, you appreciate that?" I asked puzzled.
"I was talking to Lacy," she said as if I should have know better than to ask.
I eventually spoke to Madam Batski on the phone to inform her of our findings.
"So, it was Mr Solder, the jeweller who stole it then?" Mrs Batski asked.
"Yes," I said, "he was in cahoots with Mr Blane who gave him the cabbage in the waiting room to replace the crystal ball with after he had his reading. Mr Solder exchanged the cabbage with the crystal ball whilst Madam Batski was making him a cup of tea. It was about the same size, as Mr Blane had seen it previously and chose it with care.
Following on from the information you gave about Mr Blane changing his business, some enquiries were made and we learnt that that his new business involved fencing, and not the kind that uses swords.
He wanted to fence stolen items on the black market and got to know Mr Solder through discreet inquiries and sussed him out as a fellow criminal. They hatched this plot between them. I have informed the police and they will both get a visit soon."
After effusive thanks and the promise of a free reading for myself and Macy any time, I put down the phone, rubbing my hands with the expectation of money coming in.
"Now you pointed out what happened, it seems obvious," I said.
"I thought it was just Mr Blane though," I added, "it's lucky you have such good contacts in the grimy underworld of crime and found out about the fencing and connection to the jeweller."
"Yes, I reckon Lacy can get some designer wear with the fee," said Macy, holding her baby up to the light and examining her closely.
"Designer wear?" I asked, a bit taken aback at this new image of a baby modelling the latest Gucci and Jean Paul Gautier."
"Yes," she said with a twinkle in her eye.
"The designer being Mothercare."