by
avrilo
@ 2008-04-18 - 18:30:58
Part 1 saw the ruggedly handsome Captain Charles Lockwood, and his delectable co-pilot, Katrina, trying to save the jumbo jet they were flying from crashing into the sea. A singularly lack of good judgement from Cpt Lockwood meant that they were running out of fuel, fast. Katrina gave the Cpt 2 bottles of a 200% proof spirit drink that would enable the plane to land, on land. Katrina watched anxiously as the Cpt had to go outside the plane and pour the spirits into the fuel tank.
Now read on...
'Be careful, my darling!' Shouted Katrina, now realising how much her bosom heaved from thoughts about the gallant captain, 'and close the bloody door, it's freezing in here!'
She could see him struggling to open the screw lid on the bottle as the plane was hurtling in a downwards direction. What a pity that brakes didn't work in the air she thought.
Just enough time for a quick check of the lippy and mascara before he came back in she thought, as the compact came out of her handbag which was behind her seat.
Katrina thought she had better tell the passengers something to calm them, as the plane was dropping fast.
'Hello. This is the co-pilot speaking. We are experiencing some turbulence which should pass quite soon. Please fasten your safety belts and secure any items that may roll down to the front of the plane as we are unable to navigate through lack of fuel.'
'Damn!' she thought, she hadn't meant to say that last bit.
'Open the door!' Captain Lockwood was knocking on the window! Katrina opened it as the pilot came tumbling in with his hair messed up from the wind outside. She shut the door quickly and helped the captain to his seat.
'It was hell out there, but I managed to hold onto the door handle with one hand, the hardest part was unscrewing the lid of the the bottle with my teeth,' he said as he smoothed down his hair, checking it in the wing mirror.
'Charles! Charles! The fuel gauge is climbing, we are going to be ok!'
Yes, indeed, the little needle was climbing out of the red zone and Captain Lockwood had managed to get the plane to fly level once more.
'Hello passengers. This is the Captain speaking. Apologies for the 45 degree descent of the plane, we were experiencing a bout of turbulence. You can unfasten your safety belts now.'
Katrina thought it wise not to mention her slip of the tongue to the passengers. Thinking about slips of the tongue, she admired the touselled hair look of the handsome captain and remembered that there was some unfinished business.
Katrina turned to her pilot, tears welling up in her eyes. She dabbed them daintily with a clean hanky.
'Charles, Charles, when I thought that this might be It, I realised how much I do love you, after all. It took a potential disaster of enormous proportions to make me see it. Can you find it in your heart to forgive a silly girl?'
'What silly girl?' he asked, looking around the cockpit as if there should be someone else there.
'Me!' I've been blind, but now I am ready to accept your proposal.'
Charles looked blank and said,
'proposal? What proposal?'
Katrina looked puzzled, a tiny frown grew between her thinly arched eyebrows, like a slow spreading crack in a pane of glass, just before it breaks.
'Oh. Sorry. I thought that, well, earlier, when you were saying all those lovely things to me about how much you loved me, that you were, well, er, you know, proposing.'
Charles turned his rugged jaw back to gazing out of the front window and said in a stilted voice,
'after nearly losing my life back there, outside the plane, a chap had a few thoughts. Life and death sort of thing has a way of making a chap realise what is really important in life. You know I feel that it's time that old Charles Lockwood loosened up a little, saw a bit more of life, in the fast lane, if you know what I mean.'
'What do you mean Charles?' as Katrina suddenly saw the writing on the wall, and it wasn't the graffiti she expected, she knew that her chance to become Mrs Captain Lockwood was disappearing quicker than a tube of mints in an alcoholic's pocket whilst they were at work.
'I mean, my dear girl, that from now on, old Charles is going to join in with the swingers, get with it and maybe even drop some acid. Life's too short to get stuck in a rut.'
Katrina's hanky was now quite sodden.
'Oh Charles,' she said in a quivering lip kind of way, 'I can wait. When you've exhausted all the possibilities of wild, abandoned sexual encounters, I'll be here, waiting.
Since I'm now unencumbered with a monogomous relationship, I may well just experiement myself, see what this gay business is all about.'
A mutual understanding was reached. They would both reclaim the swinging 60's, 40 years later and live a carefree life, taking hedonistic pleasures wherever they could find them and then see if their love would stand the test of time.
Charles smiled in a 'Jack the Lad' kind of a way and spoke with deep sincerity.
'How about giving ourselves 5 years of unmitigated frolicking each, then see if we both still want to be tied to each other in matrimony.'
'Sounds good to me,' said Katrina, 'and we should start to look out for places to land this mother now.'